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Twilight Thanksgiving

The Book Boys Thanksgiving Special (a podcast episode)

Ben decided that we should make a ‘banter heavy’ holiday episode. The conversation is awkward and uncomfortable, but Ben reads a sample of some Thanksgiving Twilight fiction. So that makes it all worth it. We learn: Ben’s boss had all her family over for the holiday, even though she just got over Covid. Glen made … More

Why the Sea is Salt

‘Rumpelstiltzkin & Why the Sea is Salt’ (a podcast episode)

Another episode where I read fairy tales from ‘Blue Fairy Book’ like a crabby uncle. This one involves a sad little man with anger issues who just wants a kid of his own. The other about a dummy who has unlimited power and doesn’t know how to use it. Go on, give it a listen. … More

‘Aladdin and the Wonderful Lamp’ (a podcast episode)

Another episode where I read fairy tales from ‘Blue Fairy Book‘ like a crabby uncle. This one, about a creepy kid that stumbles on two items that bring him unlimited wishes. Of course he keeps forgetting that and spends the rest of the story wasting his own time- And also forcing a woman to love … More

Nightfall Radio Show

Listening to Old Time Radio

When I was a kid (in the 70s) I always sat in the ‘books on tape’ section of the library. I guess I liked having stories read to me- or I just liked being able to do other stuff while someone reads to me. I don’t remember if it’s something I was drawn to, or … More

The Story of a Boy Who Went Forth to Learn Fear - podcast

‘The Tale of a Youth Who Set Out to Learn What Fear Was’ (a podcast episode)

Another episode where I read fairy tales from ‘Blue Fairy Book‘ like a crabby uncle. This one, about a boy who wants to feel fear so he lights fires and kills his way toward understanding… Because he’s a psychopath. That’s his real problem. It’s the story of a boy with a serious untreated condition. Angela … More

Jay's Back

Guys, Jay’s back!

I guess all he wanted was Biden to win. We gave him what he wanted, and now he’s back! Anything is possible now… You know what? I’m calling my ex-wife. I got a good feeling about things this time around.

Weightloss conversation

Two middle-aged men talking about weight loss

If I could go back in time to when I was 20 (in the ’90s) and show myself this middle-aged conversation about weight loss between myself and a friend- I’m sure I would have raised one extremely underweight leg up on the bumper of my 1980 Toyota Corolla hatchback, adjusted the flaps and folds of … More

Little Red Riding Hood (a podcast episode)

Yes. I know, I know. I have a podcast. Every asshole has a podcast now, and I’m just another one. If it means anything, my podcast is just me reading public domain books like a crabby uncle. Go on, give it a listen. You can leave it playing in the background while you wash dishes … More

Ugh

A ‘blog’. What am I doing?